[Exclusive] El internet: “An ethnomusical thesis about human social behavior”

Two people seemingly dressed as cucumbers chant about “El Internet,” and those two thought provoking words are 90% of the song. This Emmy-worthy song is the same type of genius creativity that your de…

Two people seemingly dressed as cucumbers chant about “El Internet,” and those two thought provoking words are 90% of the song. This Emmy-worthy song is the same type of genius creativity that your deadbeat brother-in-law could have written at 4am after doing god knows what. In short, this musical work of art summarizes the Internet we love.

After listening to the song twice (maybe three times), we knew our lives would never be the same. The universal message has disseminated to over 500,000 YouTube viewers, who are now much more enlightened on the meaning of life. As journalists, we only had one objective in life to achieve after hearing this song: interviewing the artists. Our professional lives are now complete.

OWNI: First, who are you? Are you professional singers? Just a group of friends? Where do you live?

Los Alguiens: We are “Los Alguiens.” We came from a distant galaxy light years away from earth. We are an intergalactic cybernetic-musical extravaganza performance.

Why did you write the song?

LA: The song is an ethnomusical thesis about human social behavior. We are researching intelligent life forms in state of development, such as you humans.

Did you write other songs? Were they similar to El Internet?

LA: We have other songs that came from different places. Each one is completely unique because we are just compiling information on Earth and the universe – but right now we need to talk about the Internet….el internet el internet el internet!!!!!!

Are you surprised by its success?

LA: The success was calculated from the beginning, we know what the people of Earth consume due to our investigation and observation concerning their behavior and social patterns.

On a more serious note, do you feel concerned by the threats on Internet freedom, for example ACTA? Or are you apolitical?

LA: We are concerned about the threats on the freedom everywhere! In the streets, in the privacy of daily life, the freedom of speech, health (vaccines, food, and water pollution), chemtrails, etc.

We think people should be more aware about who are the leaders of their countries, and what mechanisms are used to control the masses. These include examples like ACTA (High frequency active auroral research program), HAARP, NWO, and many many more.

Do you intend to produce another song?

We’ll see………

Aaaaaay el internet el internet el internet!!!!

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This article was originally published on OWNI.eu by Sabine Blanc and is republished here for archival purposes under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.

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